90s Kid

OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
Player Name: Saria
Player Journal: sagesaria
Age: 25
Contact: email: sagesaria9475@gmail.com
AIM: sagesaria9475
plurk: sagesaria
Characters Played: Iron Liz, farmer Jack

( Load up the guns, bring your friends! )

[OOC Information]
Name: Saria
Age: 23
AIM and/or Plurk / E-mail / LiveJournal: SageSaria9475 or ItsJustaSaria/SageSaria9475@gmail.com/SageSaria
What characters do you play here already, if any? Iron Liz
Where did you hear about Just A Game? from Second City
Have you seen MST3K before? yuppers

[IC Information]
Character Name: 90s Kid
Series: Atop the Fourth Wall
Gender: Male
Age: 16

Species: Human

Appearance: A scrawny teenage boy of average height and build for his age with short brown hair, and his eyes always hidden behind a pair of stylish black sunglasses. The concealing sunglasses don't keep him from being expressive however, especially with the big dopey grin that seems to always be on his face. His signatures include the black tshirt with "WYSIWYG" on the front and his orange baseball cap that he always wears backwards. He also wears a light green flannel short-sleeved shirt, cut-off blue jeans, and black Chuck Taylors.

Personality: Just as his name implies, 90s Kid is, well, a child of the nineties. Resembling a stereotypical surfer dude, he embodies everything that defined the decade, from his love of the Sega Genesis, Nirvana and early Image Comics - especially artist Rob Liefeld - to his painfully outdated slang. He is a simple boy to entertain and he knows what he likes; shoulder pads, big guns, lots of explosions, and hot busty chicks in skintight clothes. In fact, just about anything dark, edgy and extreme will hold his interest. He is a huge fan of a rare comic book called Bloodgun. In fact, he is its only fan.

90s Kid maintains a very positive outlook on life; he is hyperactive and loud and thinks just about everything is AWESOME. Unfortunately, he's not the brightest bulb in the drawer and this optimism and exciteablity also comes with complete obliviousness to social norms and reality in general, causing him to frequetly come off as very shallow and annoying. He is easily distracted and the few times he is serious, he will always end up going off on a tangent about the next thing that catches his attention. He has absolutely no sense of self-restraint, nor does he ever really stop to think about the words coming out of his mouth, and is pretty much guaranteed to do something stupid and impulsive, sometimes proving to be a hazard to himself and others. But in the end he really does mean well, and when it really comes down to it, he'll stick up for his friends. Of course it doesn't hurt if there's a big gun involved, either.

History: Nobody really knows much of anything about 90s Kid, not even his real name. But it is suspected that he may have run away from his parents...or they ran away from him. What is known is that at some point he ended up in the care of comic book reviewer Linkara. And by care we mean he crashes uninvited at the poor critic's house and is a general nuisance he has to keep out of trouble. But he totally tries to help out to make up for it! Like that one time Mechakara was trying to kill Linkara and 90s Kid showed up to save the day with a chain gun. Granted, he ran away as soon as Mechakara showed his true face, but he made an effort at least, right? Right? Or what about the time he covered for an episode of Atop the Fourth Wall when Linkara was missing? Oh sure, precautions were taken to ensure that it never happens again, but you should have seen him out there! He was also there at the final confrontation with the interdimensional overlord Vyce, but so were all of Linkara's other friends, so that doesn't say much either. Outside of epic battles and review shows, his other claim to fame is the time he threw up when he first met Rob Liefeld.

Cambot post sample: [90s Kid is standing before a blank wall, Cambot projecting his name in the corner in big gold letters. In the background is the familiar guitar riff of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit. The whole time he speaks, he does not sit still for one second, gesturing wildly to emphasize every word.]

DUUUUUUUUUUDE! The new Superman comic for the DC reboot is AWESOME, man! It's got like, Superman threatening to KILL PEOPLE and stuff! He gets a guy to confess to a crime by like holding him off the edge of a building, and he like threw a guy out a window and stuff! That is SO TOTALLY HARDCORE! This is the Superman that we all wanted to see; kicking ass in the name of justice! 'Cause who really wants to see a superhero that's all goody-goody and doesn't want to USE his powers to kick everybody's ass, am I right? Chya! We want our superheroes DARK and EDGY, man! Screw character development, we just want HARDCORE ACTION!

There's just one thing that would have made this comic the bestest, most awesome comic ever written, and that's to give Superman the greatest super power of them all;

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS! [He pantomimes erratically shooting a machine gun around the room.]

[That done, he stands up straight again and grins.] Hey, I'm 90s Kid, [He opens his flannel shirt to display the slogan on his tshirt underneath.] And what you see IS what you get.

Third-person log sample: "No," Linkara didn't even look up from his comic book as he gave his answer, the look of irritation clear on his face. 90s Kid's face turned to a disappointed frown.

"Please?"

"No."

"Pleeeaaaase?" he tried to make his eyes as big as possible (though they couldn't really be seen under his shades) as he leaned on the arm of the green futon, "I won't scratch it, I promise! It's not like you're using it anyway!"

"90s Kid, Comicron One is not a toy. There's a lot of delicate information up there. ...Do you even HAVE a drivers' license?"

"I'm working on it!" 90s Kid excused. Granted it took him five tries to even get the learner's permit and nobody has dared to lend him a car for drivers' ed, but he was working on it, really!

At that, Linkara did finally look up from his comic, meeting 90s Kid's eyes with a flat, unimpressed look.

"You're not borrowing my spaceship and that's final."

"Dude, you a such a bummer!" 90s Kid sulked, crossing his arms, "You never let me do anything with all the cool stuff around here!"

"You want something to do? Go help Liz patch up the wall in the living room. You're the one who filled it with holes to begin with."

"I said I was sorry! I couldn't help it, man, didn't you see the SIZE of that gun?!"

"Just go." Linkara grumbled, "You're giving me a headache."

"But--" Linkara ignored him, giving him one last stern look before turning a page in his comic and going back to reading. 90s Kid wrinkled his nose and turned on his heel, plodding out of the room.

"Man, this is so bogus."

Riff sample:"I see you have a fascination for pirates, espeally fair-haired captains."

Not red-haired cabin boys though. Those are just weird.

Laughter still obvious in his voice.

“I do not!" She stood up quickly and faced him, her face turning pink. "It was given to me before I got on the ship by my brother."

She grabbed up the book and threw it at him. He raised his arm and knocked it away from him.

Dude, that must be his superpower! BOOK DEFLECTION! Pirates ARE awesome!

He grabbed her arm and pulled her close. Wrapping his other arm around her waist. “You have a problem, if you think I could like a pirate!"

Uh, who's talking? I'm confused.

"Perhaps I could make you change your mind, my dear. I am sure I could change your mind about a lot of things. His eyes danced with devilment

That is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard, man. I am TOTALLY saying "danced with devilment" from now on!

as he latched his gaze onto her lips. She struggled against him, but couldn't get loose.

"You devil! You are too ugly for me." Her voice going high, as she had trouble breathing.

"Am I now?"

'Uh, CHYA. That's what I just said, wasn't it?'

His voice soft. "That's not what the women tell me."

"Then they need glasses!"

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He tried to kill me with a forklift~
What do you think, sirs?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE



That crab is HARDCORE, man! Tearing off its own pincer is so BADASS! This is better than the time Nightblade CUT OFF HIS OWN HAND! And crabs don't even regenerate!

At least I don't think they do. BUT THEY SHOULD! THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY RADICAL!